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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’" - Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
(via tuesday)

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“hey what are you doing?”
“wyoming.”
“isn’t that a state?”
“no it’s a verb.”
*continues to wyom*

(Source: kiba2-dead, via alexander)

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rubyfruitjumble:

Psychic: reads my mind
My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

Tf

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eltotocaliente:
“brokebut-wealthy:
“jonjames3:
“donttouchmykeef:
“best-of-memes:
“ It looks like the creators of The Simpsons can see the future
”
I want what they’re smoking fr
”
Same clothes, down to the lapel pin
”
It’s funny that a person is...

those people who always offer you some of their food

(Source: stuartheart, via teenagerhumor)

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omgs:
“ supamuthafuckinvillain:
“ Fuck
”
i thought these were titties for like 7 minutes
”

d011qu33n:
“ chocolachao:
“ THAT IS NOT A POKEMON
”
Are you sure about that?
”

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